#errordiary https://t.co/kxFQCboxC9

Got home at midnight to realise I had taken house key off keyring when swapping cars the other week. Everyone asleep. #errordiary

Wrong route prescription found on drug chart: ISMN is oral, not subcut!!! No harm done. #errordiary

Med student saved my and my patient’s skin when she noticed I stuck the wrong labels on her bloods! #errordiary

#errordiary Rebel Idiot Blows Up Friends Trying To Take Selfie With Phone Detonator https://t.co/igClk3q3pa

Not sure if it’s @SoVeryBritish Problem or #errordiary (or just need more sleep) but today I said “thank you very much” to an automatic door

Found an old uncancelled drug chart with part 2 of a 2-part drug chart. Part 1 was missing, despite my stapling them together. #errordiary

Ascitic drain was left clamped overnight. Dr assumed nurses would unclamp it. Nurses assumed it was left clamped for a reason. #errordiary

That was close (reenactment) #errordiary https://t.co/zxlO0c5XT9

…then discovered it wasn’t ‘firing’ because it was currently 3pm but the timer switch wasn’t set to come on until later 😉 #Errordiary

@DomFurniss @HFmatters Clearly picked the wrong cartoon that is antithesis of point I was trying to make,DOH #errordiary

Colleague prescribed a drug for twice a day rather than once. Error caught by pharmacist, no harm done. #errordiary

#errordiary https://t.co/QZ4YVWHnJp

Just tried to dunk my hobnob in my cuppa tea but it turns out I had forgotten to make the tea. #errordiary

Made full caffeine tea instead of decaf (for wife). Stronger habits usually win out. Suppose a I’ll have to have a third cup… #errordiary

Turns out I left the garage door open all night (distracted by screaming toddler). So messy not sure if anything is missing #errordiary

2/2 E-blood ordering system occasionally reverts to previously selected ptnt, without warning! Programming error? #errordiary

1/2 Twice I have ordered a test for the wrong patient. Thought I was just being stupid. Turns out it was the system all along… #errordiary