New error from @annblandford

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Completing spreadsheet, should have entered “10″ but calculated result of addition in head and entered that number instead. #errordiary

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New error from @turnipmalice

1001

Went to put on a jumper; came back with dressing gown on – without realising it until now. #facepalm #errordiary

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New error from @sjjgo

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I have just sat down on the train and realised I am wearing trousers that I split the arse on weeks ago. A worthy #errordiary #1000 I feel.

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New error from @DomFurniss

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@ccidental I read my tweet back with the missing word in the sentence three times before I realised the word wasn’t there!? #errordiary

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New error from @ccidental

998

@DomFurniss we both missed out words in our last tweets #errordiary

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New error from @ccidental

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Forgot to set alarm last. woken up by kids who have decided that today’s the one day of the year that they’ll wake up late too #errordiary

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New error from @DrAnnaLCox

996

Late night guilt ridden misspelling of bear as bare gets me into trouble with @hywelowen #errordiary

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New error from @susiezhuang

995

Left £30 in the ATM. Not done that since being idiot 16-year-old. Lovely start of the day. #errordiary

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New error from @ccidental

994

Turned up at nursery to collect son. Staff have heart attacks as he’s not there! Then I remember he’s at childminder’s today. #errordiary

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New error from @DomFurniss

993

Wrong mapping: Cold iron as didn’t see switch to right of white plug at this angle http://t.co/4f0VRzKh #errordiary

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New error from @DomFurniss

992

BBC News – Paul Carter pay error costs Kent County Council £20,000 http://t.co/QMl0b9CY #errordiary

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New error from @ccidental

991

Niece reports being so nervous about impending exam that she puts tea in the bin & chocolate wrapper in the sink. “brilliant!” #errordiary

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New error from @DomFurniss

990

RT @ukiehf DNA contamination blamed on human error http://t.co/rCei8qKE#humanfactors #errordiary

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New error from @DrsDoom

989

Used a digital clock to reset my phone’s clock, & didnt notice that 11:15 means 23:15. Wondering next day why alarm didnt go off #errordiary

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New error from @catalystEd

988

Has anyone ever had an interview disrupted by window cleaners before? Being quite serious, then suddenly this head appears lol #errordiary

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New error from @DomFurniss

987

RT @Patricepepper: Spent 5 mins trying to work out why toaster wasn’t toasting, then realised I hadn’t put anything in it! #errordiary

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New error from @oopsohno

986

Typed the word ‘malforformed”. The irony is not lost on me. #errordiary

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New error from @oopsohno

985

MT @nancyf: famous family story about cousin & me baking: each thot other added b. soda & b. powder; req’d 2 to take from oven #errordiary

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New error from @FaintSignals

984

Friend was running late this morning so drove her kids to school, when she got home she realised she had left the car there! #errordiary

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New error from @lucybuykx

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@Amphidromic #errordiary on #errordiary

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