Apparently “visum” is not the proper English translation of “visum” in Dutch; it should be “visa”. #errordiary

topped up phone online, got notification it didn’t work. Found out it did work after buying extra in store. Paid 20 pounds twice #errordiary

didn’t note down refcode mentioned on 1st page of visumapplication. Needed code after 5 pages of datatyping & had to redo all #errordiary

Made some tea and then forgot to drink it… #errordiary

Forgot to write #errordiary in previous tweet

Wrote “reply” instead of “apply” #errordiary

FBfriend: felt uneasy about time all day: wrong clock? wrong time on phone? weird! penny dropped at 8.30pm as clocks had changed #errordiary

misspelled “lois” as “louis” in two separate e-mails.. #errordiary

typed Dutch word for “or” (“of”) #errordiary

In a rush getting into lift. Over enthusiastic watch checking caused door sensors to hold the doors open making me later. #errordiary

@FaintSignals You already retweeted those three tweets last week… #errordiary

Switched handbags this morning, made sure to transfer ID card since I forgot it last time. But then forgot my USB stick instead. #errordiary

My computer didn’t accept password Viewing my hands do it a 2nd time I saw they were typing in my home rather than work password #errordiary

@DomFurniss btw, yesterday #errordiary… in the shower instead of shower gel I used hair conditioner.. I just noticed when it did not foam

Fantastic! I’ve pressed key fob at house door before RT @antonyquinn: Tried to open front-door with car key #errordiary

Reading TimeOut and appalled by level of repetition on TV tut tut. Then realised it was last week’s edition! #errordiary