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#errordiary car alarm going off, turns out girlf left headlights on… nice of it to let us know


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#errordiary entered lift n noticed swipe card input by buttons so swiped it; I actually just wanted to press the button to the 5th floor


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#errordiary I have a Post-It note in my wallet with 9772 written on it in my handwriting. No recollection of what that is at all


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#errordiary no recollection of putting apples in my bag for work whatsoever, which in fact what I was meant to do


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#errordiary dreamt I poured my juice into my prawn cocktail rather than my glass… Errors in dreams even!?


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#errordiary place to put batteries in common room BUT always forget to bring them when getting tea/coffee


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#errordiary lack of sleep, so tired, forgot to put on moisturiser, bring speaker in n something else…


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#errordiary typed search terms into Google toolbar rather than YouTube’s so sent down unintended route on pressing enter


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#errordiary forgot washing again. Well til got reminded by girlf via Sype


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#errordiary failed to find keys on shelf first time round. Bizarre as they were in their normal place in full view!?


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#errordiary forgot to put washing out this morning


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#errordiary Another breadmaker fail: forgot to activate the ‘raisin’ option, so the nuts and raisins didn’t get added to the bread.


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#errordiary Looking at a map of Rome: girlf ‘All those McDonalds?!’ Response ‘No darlin that’s the Metro.’ [eyes rolling]


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#errordiary finished tea only to find the teabag still at the bottom


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#errordiary gone in bathroom to have shower after jog, put toothpaste on brush but wasn’t there to brush teeth. Doh!


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#errordiary turned car engine off before putting up electric windows, needed to turn on again before I could close them


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#errordiary misjudged roundabout – should have given way before emergency stop


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#humanerror went up in the lift to the 5th floor. The lift stopped on the 4th for someone to get on, but I got out assuming it was the 5th..


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#humanerror just got Italian herbs mixed up with the chilli bag, probably ruined food


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Here’s a link to my new film “Man-Machine Nightmares” http://youtu.be/ifjDWKMNlIk