I found a pair of my jeans outside the house on the floor! I must have dropped them when carrying them in with a bunch of clothes last night

… just to add that I would have found out about the hacking sooner if I hadn”t forgotten my mobile around a friend’s house this weekend!!

Seems like someone hacked this account and posted a Daily News Article thing… just ignore… password now changed… thanks JB

The girl working next to me nearly pulled her laptop off the desk. She tried to walk away but still had her headphones on and plugged in it

Meeting tea break, pushed the button to get hot water for tea, nothing happened, then saw larger button with PUSH on it, so wrong one

Just put the sausages back in the kitchen cupboard instead of the fridge!?

Got out of the car, walked up to the front door, pointed my car key at the door and pressed the button to unlock it… what an idiot!?

Went swimming today. Just before entering the water I lowered my goggles only to find I still had my glasses on…

Realised I picked up my camera instead of my wallet just before leaving the house, they are about the same size and black (small camera)

Forgot to bleach the toilet before leaving the house for a week… damn

The button to unlock the door at work is next to the light switch, I turned off the light when trying to exit and the door was still locked

Reading over some of my handwritten notes I saw the word APADTIVITY, interesting how I managed to swap the P and the D

Mistyping nearly went undetected ‘ill’ came out ‘iIll’, the seond has two i’s, one of them is a captial and looks like a small L

Bathroom was absolutely baking this morning… I must have switched the heater switch last night, which is adjacent to the light switch damn

Updating my Facebook status and typed two a’s, trying to use the cursor across laptops again – doh! and… er… can’t recall the other one

I need a dedicated, small, portable machine for this as I notice small errors and then forget to record them, which is an error in itself

Using someone else’s computer: kept pressing ‘function’ instead of ‘ctrl’ when typing so I was changing the sound rather than selecting text

Got up far too early for flight… misplaced a sock after putting the other on! Amazed I could lose it after just having it in my hand

Typed my ‘pass number’ into ‘memorable date’ on internet banking site. I have three different things to struggle to remember for that one!?

Changed time zones but I forgot to change my watch to GMT. Been running an hour ahead this morning – now feel I have gained an hour for free