I was reading and making notes, I stood up only to hear a pen hit the floor – I had forgotten it was in my lap

Tryin to find this pic, knew which holiday it was from, but trouble locating the folder as there were multiple ones from friends on same hol

Violation – I left the radio and computer on whilst I was out, well… I wouldn’t be gone too long and couldn’t be bothered switching off

On way to eggs, I had headphones in. A couple came in sight, possibly with lots of eggs, I said, “You :@?%!” but I think it was out loud?!

I did forget to pack a tissue for blowing my nose

Just going shopping, nearly forgot the plastic bags, remembered as heading for the door

I wanted the cheese cutter, for breakfast, but forgot where I put it last night. After seraching turned out it was in the washing bowl

Typical, in setting this up clicked ‘finish’ and added 20 profiles I didn’t want to follow – they had been pre-selected