Error from @falkowata

2688

Went climbing first time in a few months. Turned out I brought my bf’s membership card instead of mine. Awkward. #errordiary


Error from @h1p5ta

2687

#errordiary Into hotel after work Christmas party – brushed teeth with savlon…..


Error from @falkowata

2686

After unsuccessfully entering a password 4 times in a row, I’ve noticed I’ve been using a Spanish keyboard… -_-” #errordiary


Error from @DrAnnaLCox

2685

“@Pebble: Don’t let your wrists go naked
MT @BenRogersWPG: Forgot my smartwatch at home today. Honestly felt partially naked.” #errordiary


Error from @BrianSJ3

2684

#errordiary University server sends reformat request to all Windows PCs, including itself http://t.co/EmNxG0aKG1 @thenextweb


Error from @FaintSignals

2683

#errordiary #mistake? RT @_youhadonejob: T-shirt printer you had one job. http://t.co/5Si6SFlUl1


Error from @lzipperer

2682

Woah. Near Miss: almost dumped berry-flavored calcium supp into coffee. Could have been catastrophic! #errordiary


Error from @lzipperer

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RT @DrAnnaLCox: What Happens When No One Proofreads an Academic Paper http://t.co/j1IRSYzdGl http://t.co/43TI8sQorD #errordiary 2funny!


Error from @futureshape

2680

Tried to make tea with cold water from the watercolour #errordiary


Error from @DomFurniss

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#errordiary RT @RareBirdAlertUK RT @dodo Afghan police shoot rare bird they thought had a bomb http://t.co/laCCJwRtlO http://t.co/wQXnFAVpuK


Error from @FaintSignals

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Human error: Transplant patient wins payout over kidney from donor with cancer http://t.co/0y12fXeMLN #errordiary ptsafety


Error from @DrPALaloe

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MT @DarthMeerkat: Daily Telegraph letter of the year! http://t.co/1PJMVTECPF #errordiary


Error from @DomFurniss

2676

My weird and wonderful experience of male lactation! http://t.co/qi5uVwrUBO #Errordiary #babybrain


Error from @DrPALaloe

2675

#SIVA14 Anaesthetic awareness with recall. #HumanFactors plays part in cases w/ #Lapse like not connecting infusion sets. #errordiary


Error from Dominic Furniss

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My weird and wonderful experience of male lactation!

It was a normal day in our household, or at least as normal as normal could be when you’re into the fifth week since the birth of your first child. We had roast chicken for dinner, watched some TV and were preparing to go to bed. I picked up the baby and carried her upstairs.

As we got to the bedroom I felt a moist sensation on my chest, right where my nipple was. “Weird,” I thought. I put the baby down and touched my shirt. My nipple was hard and a dark moist patch had appeared on my shirt. “What the hell?” surely I couldn’t be lactating? I recalled a friend of mine had told me this was possible but I didn’t pay much attention to them at the time, in any case it must be pretty rare. I ran downstairs to my wife, “Look at this,” I showed her the moist area around my nipple, “There’s fluid around my nipple, I think it’s leaking.” She laughed and called me a prat. Undeterred I took my shirt off and following many evenings of watching her express her milk I started to squeeze my boob to see if any milk would come out. She watched as I did this and said that I couldn’t be lactating, but the evidence was pointing to the contrary! I was strangely excited, curious and so I continued to hand pump my breast. Fleeting thoughts of sharing breast-feeding duties, and issues of breast-feeding with a hairy chest flashed through my mind.

But it came to nothing, and my boob felt sore. I felt a new moist patch on my shirt, similarly small in size to the first but this time slightly lower down. I touched it and it appeared to be soft, like a lump. I reached inside my shirt pocket to find a small piece of wet stuffing there. The penny dropped and my episode of spectacular male lactation came crashing down. Just before picking up the baby I reached over to finish off the leftovers from my wife’s chicken dinner – a bit of stuffing must of fallen into my shirt pocket before it reached my mouth. Coincidentally it stopped long enough just where my nipple was which explained where the fluid appeared to be coming from.

Of course this was hilarious to my wife. I re-buttoned my shirt and went back to normal. No leaks to worry about, just a dirty shirt. #errordiary


Error from @oopsohno

2673

My granddad has these novelty tissues and continues to believe this might happen. I cannot believe it has #errordiary http://t.co/L2B3FJs2rt


Error from @DrPALaloe

2672

@RocheDiaUK Aviva Nano quick start guide has wrong instructions for setting clock. Full manual is OK. #errordiary http://t.co/kXpdj1ozUf


Error from @ian_wac

2671

@DrSeanMon saw you in Harborne and only remembered this tweet after I’d waved hello… #errordiary


Error from @DomFurniss

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Safety & systems design: Supervisor burnt to death after being trapped in factory oven http://t.co/hq79kzmhMX via @guardian #errordiary


Error from @CharleneJennett

2669

RT@mashable: U.S. President forgets his phone as he’s heading out the door: http://t.co/PfXvmmvumy http://t.co/IvC1tz2mpj #errordiary