Error from @DomFurniss

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My weird and wonderful experience of male lactation! http://t.co/qi5uVwrUBO #Errordiary #babybrain


Error from @DrPALaloe

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#SIVA14 Anaesthetic awareness with recall. #HumanFactors plays part in cases w/ #Lapse like not connecting infusion sets. #errordiary


Error from Dominic Furniss

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My weird and wonderful experience of male lactation!

It was a normal day in our household, or at least as normal as normal could be when you’re into the fifth week since the birth of your first child. We had roast chicken for dinner, watched some TV and were preparing to go to bed. I picked up the baby and carried her upstairs.

As we got to the bedroom I felt a moist sensation on my chest, right where my nipple was. “Weird,” I thought. I put the baby down and touched my shirt. My nipple was hard and a dark moist patch had appeared on my shirt. “What the hell?” surely I couldn’t be lactating? I recalled a friend of mine had told me this was possible but I didn’t pay much attention to them at the time, in any case it must be pretty rare. I ran downstairs to my wife, “Look at this,” I showed her the moist area around my nipple, “There’s fluid around my nipple, I think it’s leaking.” She laughed and called me a prat. Undeterred I took my shirt off and following many evenings of watching her express her milk I started to squeeze my boob to see if any milk would come out. She watched as I did this and said that I couldn’t be lactating, but the evidence was pointing to the contrary! I was strangely excited, curious and so I continued to hand pump my breast. Fleeting thoughts of sharing breast-feeding duties, and issues of breast-feeding with a hairy chest flashed through my mind.

But it came to nothing, and my boob felt sore. I felt a new moist patch on my shirt, similarly small in size to the first but this time slightly lower down. I touched it and it appeared to be soft, like a lump. I reached inside my shirt pocket to find a small piece of wet stuffing there. The penny dropped and my episode of spectacular male lactation came crashing down. Just before picking up the baby I reached over to finish off the leftovers from my wife’s chicken dinner – a bit of stuffing must of fallen into my shirt pocket before it reached my mouth. Coincidentally it stopped long enough just where my nipple was which explained where the fluid appeared to be coming from.

Of course this was hilarious to my wife. I re-buttoned my shirt and went back to normal. No leaks to worry about, just a dirty shirt. #errordiary


Error from @oopsohno

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My granddad has these novelty tissues and continues to believe this might happen. I cannot believe it has #errordiary http://t.co/L2B3FJs2rt


Error from @DrPALaloe

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@RocheDiaUK Aviva Nano quick start guide has wrong instructions for setting clock. Full manual is OK. #errordiary http://t.co/kXpdj1ozUf


Error from @ian_wac

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@DrSeanMon saw you in Harborne and only remembered this tweet after I’d waved hello… #errordiary


Error from @DomFurniss

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Safety & systems design: Supervisor burnt to death after being trapped in factory oven http://t.co/hq79kzmhMX via @guardian #errordiary


Error from @CharleneJennett

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RT@mashable: U.S. President forgets his phone as he’s heading out the door: http://t.co/PfXvmmvumy http://t.co/IvC1tz2mpj #errordiary


Error from @FaintSignals

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Miliband: Flags tweet disrespectful. One for #errordiary but not really a #slip, #mistake or #violation? http://t.co/OsvSj5cSss


Error from @FaintSignals

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Noting a meeting in my diary. Under Tuesday I write “12.30 Tuesday” rather than 12.30 and details of the meeting :/ #errordiary


Error from @ian_wac

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I put my phone in my shirt pocket but it fell on the floor.
Because this shirt doesn’t have a pocket.
#errordiary #tired #BoughtWrongShirt


Error from @DrAnnaLCox

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MT @sjblakemore: rehearsing a talk by speaking into my phone while walking around and I managed to delete 5 apps with my cheek. #errordiary


Error from @ccidental

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Wrote report. Added dig signature. Maybe somehow accidentally deleted report text. Saved & emailed doc => confused colleague! #errordiary


Error from @BrianSJ3

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#errordiary pumping contaminated waste water into aquifers http://t.co/jxdtHOMbCN


Error from @ralanshirley

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@laurenlaverne one for @errordiary #errordiary Helping us all learn from our mistakes – and fun too


Error from @futureshape

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Tried to ride into the bike shed of my apartment block on a cycle hire bike. Classic capture error. #errordiary


Error from @oopsohno

2660

Tweeted about Spotify on other acc. Twitter corrected me to spottily. A search of the word suggests others have done the same #errordiary


Error from @sjjgo

2659

Coffee machine in work stuck in coffee producing loop. Made 5 espressos before it was switched off. I drank them. An error. #errordiary


Error from @FaintSignals

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Left key in front door #errordiary. Seems more likely to happen when carrying baby or shopping -> so delay in retrieving key n forgotten


Error from @oopsohno

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Is the #ComentLanding hashtag one massive #errordiary? I think it’s a capture error in case you’re wondering.