Error from @FaintSignals

1130

FB friend locked herself n kids out of house. Spare key holder on holiday. Daughter had to go to gymnastics in boys clothes. #errordiary


Error from @ChrisShaw

1129

@catalystEd Are you cleaning the roof of your mouth, or your painting equipment? Palate vs palette… #errordiary


Error from @catalystEd

1128

Schoolboy error #23: wine tasting after swimming practice. Chlorine is not a palette cleanser. #errordiary


Error from @JoBrodie

1127

Searching anxiously in my right pocket for the phone I’m reading in my left hand :-) #errordiary


Error from @JoBrodie

1126

One for #errordiary :) RT @matthewcobb: Just found myself swiping the (dead tree) newspaper column I was reading. #toomuchipad


Error from @FaintSignals

1125

Dalai Lama mistranscribed “If you feel these points are not much relevant – not much interest – then fuck it.” *forget it* #errordiary


Error from @sjjgo

1124

I’ve done it again! I’ve taken my ticket out of my wallet – god only knows why – and left it on my desk. What an utter plonker. #errordiary


Error from @JoBrodie

1123

Sent email to colleagues. Forgot to incl link. Sent follow-up w link. Neither appeared – sent 3rd try (w link). All turned up ;) #errordiary


Error from @hqmulerrors

1122

Trying to get into repographics room today (PLEASE WAIT FOR A FEW SECONDS it says) – was flashing my card at the wrong reader?!? #errordiary


Error from @catalystEd

1121

Wearing shorts to swimming pool, and forgetting to take underwear…makes for a uncomfortable cycle home! Soggy commando #errordiary


Error from @h1p5ta

1120

RT @theSPELLMONSTER: RT @theSPELLMONSTER: #errordiary just bought 2 bikes on eBay/ defunct email / no messages / ‘won’ item bottom of page -didn’t scroll to …


Error from @r_sims1

1119

Reasons not to work at home after hours – answering home phone with ‘hello, {full name} speaking’! #errordiary


Error from @annabb02

1118

@DomFurniss Clinicians logging own minor domestic human errors may aid reflection on own fallibility in healthcare-still humans! #errordiary


Error from @annabb02

1117

#FF @DomFurniss – for something refreshingly different: Dominic’s #errordiary (capturing daily domestic human errors) + website.


Error from @doomninny

1116

Husband left iron on all day. Luckily it is a super advanced futuristic model with auto switch-off. Totally husband-proof. #errordiary


Error from @doomninny

1115

Also, who knew that putting blueberry juice into the dough makes it a horrible grey colour :S? Luckily flavour is not affected #errordiary


Error from @doomninny

1114

Was making blueberry muffins but forgot to put the blueberries in! Luckily they hadn’t baked yet so only lost a few muffin cases #errordiary


Error from @FryRsquared

1113

Just got my actual head stuck in an actual tube door. Fellow passengers had to yank me out and everything. #errordiary


Error from @oopsohno

1112

The waffle iron didn’t include a “spray with oil” step. I have never felt like such a foreigner in my life. Waffle ruined. #errordiary


Error from @theSPELLMONSTER

1111

#errordiary just bought 2 bikes on eBay/ defunct email / no messages / ‘won’ item bottom of page -didn’t scroll to see it / bought another!