Failure of anticipation and requisite imagination #errordiary https://t.co/EiXvwGMNVw
Note to self: a) have coffee before putting washing machine on b) remove all the labels from new clothing #errordiary
Security question: “how many grandchildren do you have?” Answer “2” was rejected. Turns out answer was “Two”. Doh! #errordiary
@StarbucksMY I wanted to fill up the survey but system says NO #errordiary https://t.co/0Iz5aduxwo
3 steps needed to use external monitor: plug in, switch on, drag item across. I always do 2 and stare at screen in confusion #errordiary
That thing where you go to the bank to take care of three things and you forget one of them and simply cannot remember it. #errordiary #fb
I’m a 48 yo highly trained professional & I just tried to see my eyelids by looking in a mirror & closing my eyes.
That is all.
That time when I drained my pasta forgetting it was orzo pasta, & they’re tiny & escaped down the sink https://t.co/j5ELColfc2 #Errordiary